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WWE first. Okay, Jeff Hardy, who is so awesome is finally after 10 years, the WWE champ. He beat Triple H, and Edge (who was the champ) at Armageddon by pinning Edge. I love Edge, love that he shaved, hate that he's still with Vickie. It's been a damn year, bitches. Break them up, puhlease!!! *begging* Fudge, Edge's is hot. Jeff is awesome. Jericho lost to that tool Cena. Randy Orton lost to that monkey-brain Batista. I hate tista. But the following Monday, last week. Randy RKO'd tista, then kicked him in the head. (made me happy) This week Dave couldn't compete, so Orton advanced to the finals for who goes to face Cena at the Rumble. As did HBK, JBL (don't get me started on that mess *rolls eyes* Why Shawn, why?) And what made me most happy; Jericho beat C.M. Punk, with the Code-breaker to advance as well. Yay, Y2J!!! *claps* I hate Punk. He's a poser. I don't call too many people that. Oh, speaking of the champ *tongue is on fire for even saying it* Cena teamed with Trish Stratus to beat Santino and Beth Pheonix. I love Trish. Christmas came early. :P She is the greatest woman ever to grace a ring. She is awesome b/c she broke the stereotype of how a woman should look and act in wrestling. So did Lita, but oh, how quickly people forget. Trish is amazingly beautiful. I mean perfect. But she's not a bimbo who came in on a model search. Trish is tough as nails. She trained and perfected her craft til she was the best. I am proud to say I've had the honor of watching her through her whole WWE career, as well as seeing her at live events and even getting to touch her. (Her hands are so soft.) I hope this won't be the last time she ever dusts off her boots and Stratusfys us. Trish, you rock! Next part cut for it may piss of some people. *laughs evily*
Eh, WWE did the tribute to the troops as they do every year. They take wrestlers I love and worship to a war zone. It's not that I don't support the troops. I feel really sorry for them. Sorry b/c they don't get to be w/ their families, and are stuck dying for a pointless war. Say what you will, but Bush lied too many fucking times about it. I don't like those people either, but that's b/c I don't approve of the way they treat their women. They'd stone my goddamn ass before I'd ware a wrap on my head and bow down to some man. I love men, I do. But they treat their women no better than blow-up dolls. But, I don't believe they are responsible for 9/11. Hate me if you will. Bush said they did it and we needed to fight for our freedom, I was all for it. Be damned I loose my freedom. Then he said they had weapons of mass destruction, they didn't. Then it turns into a war for oil. And gas prices soar, hurting the economy. Let's face it, they found the one thing we as Americans can't live without. Gas. W/out oil, we no get to work to make cash to buy groceries, or be able to go to the hospital, or have the gas to get there. Gas is unlivewithoutable. Unless you're fortunate enough to be able to ride your bike to work, etc. I am not gonna stick in an America's fat joke. I fucking hate those! America's too damn anerexic if you ask me. But back to me being mad at Bush. He's a fucking bigot. Haters kill me, dude. It's sooo not cool. He hates gays, he hates blacks, Mexicans, Muslims, he probably hates women. I sound like a hippie. I eat meat, I don't care if you wear fur, I like when they chop down trees, cuz I need the paper. I'm not gonna tell you to use one square of tissue to wipe your ass. I am actually for war. But I don't support shit that's pointless. This war is pointless. Bush doesn't care that he's taken the lives of people's mothers, fathers, daughters, sons, wives, and husbands, friends, and relatives. He's destroyed lives. And I just had to scream at the tv at his bastard face that he doesn't care about the people who are tied to fences and beaten to death just for being who they are. Gay people should have rights the same as everybody else. I hate marriage b/c my family has fucked it up for me, but still. Gays should be allowed to marry and adobt children. Being gay doesn't make you bad, or good, or a predator. Gay people are just human like everyone else. How do I know this? Well, I've been the same person all my life. And when I discovered I was bisexual (in my teens, in the closet-- to myself) guess what? I didn't change, I was the same ol' bitch. I don't believe in gender. I like people for their personality, or the way they carry themselves, not b/c they have a penis, or a vagina.
Shit, I hate the whole gender wars anyway. I like being a girl, but if I woke up tomorrow as a man, I'd be cool w/ it. Hell, I'd jack-off, then go pee outside on a tree. (Or vice-versa) Pussies and dicks are both pretty fucking great. I am the type who if she found out her man liked to ware women's panties, I'd be alright with it. Hell, I'd help him pick them out. I think if men want to ware make-up they should without being descriminated against. A woman should only ware a skirt if it's her choise to. I like skirts, and make-up, sometimes, but I don't want to be demanded it of me to ware it b/c I'm a chick. I like to break sterotypes. I like women who kick ass, and men who write poetry and cry. Scratch that... I like people who do what they want, gender be damned. If you're a woman and like to cook, do it. But only if it's your choise, not b/c a man tells you it's your job. If you're cooking for your children, it's a different story.
And I really hate when men don't want to take it up the ass b/c they don't wanna be penetrated b/c that's being dominated. That's really fucking sexiest. That's saying that women are dominated everytime they have sex, b/c we are penetrated (strap-on usage don't count) That's calling us blow-up dolls! I don't feel like I'm being dominated when I have sex, or I masterbate (and I proudly support self-help ;) ) It feels good. I like being penetrated. And if I'm on top, I control the action. If a woman consents to the act (intercourse, or dick-sucking) then it isn't domination. If she doesn't, it's rape motherfucker! Oh, I'm not the type of bitch who will whine and cry if I'm raped. I won't even put your ass in jail. Nope. Instead I will chop off your dick and put it in a blender, turning it to a nice fine paste, and make you drink it. You won't get it back, ever. I like when a man (straight or gay) likes to be poked in the ass. And F.Y.I, it doesn't mean you're gay if you do. (I'm a slasher, so I understand all the differences on gay, sraight, or brokeback, it's hard to explain though) Everyone has an asshole. It's your business if you want to be poked there. If you don't, that's cool, but don't give a lame ass excuss; "I'm not gay, I'm not a woman, it'll hurt, I don't want to be dominated." Men like to see woman get poked in the ass. It hurts us at first too. I've had anal. I took precautions. Always take precautions! Men like to see woman get screwed in the butt, well I like seeing men get screwed in the ass (by a man, or a woman) If you consent, it's not domination.
My bottom-line is this; women are great, men are great. Both can bitches, both can be awesome. Gender isn't about love, or attraction, it doesn't make you a better person, or worse. The human body is incredible, sex is awesome. Be thankful you are alive and can have sex. If you can not, I am deeply sorry.
Wanna know what kind of woman I am? I like wrestling, I root as loud and as hard as the men. I cuss at the screen, or at live events. Someone said in 'cosmo' that if you were watching a football game with your bf and you rooted and cheered like one of the guys, he'd think you were a guy. Okay, fuck you, lady. Yes, a dick-head I once knew got freaked out when he saw me cheering during WWE, but that's what I love, who I am. If they can't accept that, or if they're that damn homophobic that they think I'm a guy and they don't want to fuck a chick that acts like a dude, then fuck them. I'll pick wrestling over some dude. I am sooo not desperate. There are plenty of fish in the sea. My mother once said I intimidate men. Good! If a man is intimidated by me, then that means he wants to control me. I'm no one's bitch. I like men, I'm a nice person, actually. I deserve to be treated like an equal, b/c I treat other people like equals. Some men like a woman who likes sports. I cuss, I dye my hair, I have tats, and piercings. One dude, told me to take them out, and I couldn't get no more ink. I have two fucking tats, a troll and a rose. I put my foot down on it. He's history. I wanna be loved for who I am. Don't change b/c someone doesn't like you. Not everybody is gonna like you. Be yourself. I like rock 'n' roll, I love horror movies and hate that they're not gory enough. I am tough, I can handle pain extremely well. However, I am soft. I cried on 'Click' and on 'City Of Angels'. I can write fluff and enjoy reading it. I like animals, but I hate PETA. I'm a girl who likes hardcore porn. My brain is actually half female, half male, and I'm freaking proud of that. I hate seeing a man abuse a woman cuz he can, and I hate when the woman fucking takes it instead of kicking the son of a bitch in the balls! Don't hate me b/c I'm a strong, free-spirited woman, but don't judge me b/c I'm not always tough. Men, women, tansexuals, gays, bisexuals, lesbians, even asexuals, and hermaphodites, we are all human. We all belong to mother earth, we have a right to be here. God said so himself. He did so when he created us. Stereotypes suck old lady ass. End fucking stereotypes! \m/><\m/
Hot damn, I feel better. I will rant more L8R. (:::==={(W)}===:::) (this is my wrestling championship belt. Just playing, hehehe.
- Location:Sitting At The Computer-- Duh!
- Mood:
bitchy - Music:Metalingus (Edge's theme) by Alter Bridge
